Monday 23 June 2008

I told you this would happen...

Remember I warned you I was almost certain to receive regular Big Brother updates, with or without permission? Well here was tonight's...

Willow Zander: "blah blah walks in on blah blah and sees him washing his genitalia in a cup"
Willow Caldera: WHAT?
Willow Zander: they are about to "talk" to him about "said cup"

Just what are you meant to say to that?

13 comments:

HeatherFev21 said...

After all that todo, it was a frickin beaker!

WillowC said...

How is that any better?

Anonymous said...

PMSL! I love how you clarify the receptacle!

Anonymous said...

Insane! I would so be removed from the house if I saw that. Has anyone else noticed that there is nothing on the tellybox now apart from sodding BB?

WillowC said...

Yes! They even took My Name Is Earl away, which pisses me off.

Anonymous said...

It is crazy! And who in mad cows disease is the person presenting with George Lamb on BBLB? I caught a glimpse of her whilst gazing/perving at Lamby (my ONLY reason for having BBLB on).

HeatherFev21 said...

I dunno who the hell she is but she needs to bugger off.

BRING BACK DERMOT.

I wonder what will happen tonight, maybe someone smearing jam over something then scraping the "overjam" back into the jar.

I can't take these thrills.

Anonymous said...

That's Zezi Ifore and she popped up on E4 music for a while and did my head in. I cannot belieeeeeeve she edited Supersuper :oooooo I love that mag!!
She is irritating but does have a brain in there...

Anonymous said...

Ah Dermot! He is genius! I have boycotted BBLB now for my sanity even if it means forsaking the Lamb, she does my head in.

I have never heard of her and I am not sure I can get past the dismal, void of comedic timing, patter to get to the brain. She should have gone to presenter school because editing a magazine is not an easy job, so there must be SOMETHING there!

WillowC said...

See? I told you any old oik could do my job.

Anonymous said...

Ah BUT no-one near as good at editing as the Willow! I work with some people who call themselves designers... I beg to differ!

WillowC said...

True, and I bet Dermot couldn't do it either!

HeatherFev21 said...

Dermot can do me, I know that much!

Where is the biscuit escapade?!?!! :P