What the...

People stumble across blogs in some very strange ways. I have, for example, been discovered in the past by someone looking for "exciting descriptive words beginning with v". I believe Tim was found through the google search: "slipping someone acid".

I am, however, placing my bid here and now for the Weird Discovery crown. For I have gained a new reader through a google search that makes the mind boggle: why was this person searching for it in the first place and, having made the inexplicable decision to type it into the search box, how the hell did it lead here? How??

The search term in question: elk sponge.

Yes, really.