Monday 21 January 2008

How to deal with junk mail...


The key, you see, is to be unconcerned.

Yes I know I've blacked out the address in a paranoid frenzy. I know what will happen if I don't, I'll have strange people turning up on the doorstep and Laura posting me bits of bread.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I really do now want to post you some bits of bread, as though you were a duck.

WillowC said...

Dude, a day out at the park with you must be a very odd experience.

Anonymous said...

you never been tempted to send them random pix from mags or empty choc wrappers in the prepaid envelops?
put FAO sales or accounts or something.
my kids have LOADS of fun doing that!!
ok, need life, off to find one .....

amor mundi

hatty

Tim said...

I get so much mail for people who used to live in my house. Seriously - Christmas cards from Gibraltar for some woman who moved out about seven years ago.

F**K. OFF!

Although I usually just write 'no longer at this address - return to sender.'

Also good - tearing up unsolicited credit card offers and posting the whole lot back in the pre-paid envelope. Although if they continue I might pop some poopy in there too.

WillowC said...

Is nobody getting the frankly HILARIOUS joke that I'm telling the sender there are no concerned parties at this address?

Note to self: be funnier :(

Tim said...

Nope, that's just you.

Subtlety doesn't work on me. It needs to be like a bulldozer or a freakin' frying pan to the face Tom and Jerry-stylee.

Anonymous said...

lol
i was just pointing out some other things you can do with these wonderful spamming letters
;o)
i did get it tho
i'm not half as slow as i look

amor mundi

WillowC said...

Well 1 out of 2 isn't a bad score! Laura is exempt on the grounds that she is ONLY interested in ducks.

And I win bonus points for getting Hatty to read mah blog hee hee! <3

Anonymous said...

lmao!!!
sarah, darling! i would have been reading your blog a lot sooner had we only been in contact!!

amor mundi

WillowC said...

Well then I only have one thing to say: come back Facebook, all is forgiven!
xxxxx

Mabel Morris-Minor said...

teehee!!
aaww sweetie!!!
xxxx
now look what you made me do! create another blog!
lol