HymenKnee

There's nothing so satisfying as an evening with a bunch of fellow nutcases who share your penchant for the weird and hilarious. Things generally start out sensibly, in this case with a shopping spree to take our minds off the all-too-purty marionette avatars they're selling for an annoying 4k each over at The Abyss (and, of course, we wanted at least two).

But then they took a turn for the bizarre, and hence was born a fantabulous (sort of) new Second Life girl group, by the name HymenKnee (say it quickly and, extraneous body parts aside, all will become clear).


Starring my dear sister, Willowzee, as N'Elle Luv, who will be giving it 'tood with her own brand of gangsta mutterings (she's very convincing).


Arbel Vogel as MC Fresh, who will be bringing the kickin beats and somehow managing to look absolutely adorable in her ridiculous trousers.


Autumn Hykova as Limelight Soul, the soulful heart of the band and the one whose job it is to do those ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo bits.


Myself as LatoyaK, the grumpy one who strops a lot and goes WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH like in the Bodyform advert.

By the time I stumbled off to bed, we'd made plans to go on tour with a drunkenly recorded choon, complete with a prim tour bus, some burly roadies with large crotches and some uber-fans to sigh in wonder every time we draw breath.

I'm not convinced we'll top the charts, as our last attempt to sing in SL dissolved into helpless giggling fits while Willowzee valiantly tried to hold the tune. But surely nobody else could attack the virtual gigging circuit with quite this level of panache and style?